"FUCK YOU"
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the
English language today is the word "FUCK." It is the one magical
word, which, just by its sound can describe Pain, Pleasure, Love
and Hate. In language, "FUCK" falls into many grammatical
categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked
Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John). It can be an
active verb (John really gives a fuck) or a passive verb (Mary
really doesn't give a fuck) or an adverb (Mary is fucking interested
in John), and a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can be used as an
adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful). As you can see there are
very few words with the versatility of "FUCK." Besides it's sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used
to describe many situations: GREETINGS--------------"How the fuck are you?"
FRAUD------------------"I got fucked by the car dealer."
DISMAY-----------------"Oh, fuck it!"
TROUBLE----------------"Well, I guess I'm fucked now."
AGGRESSION-------------"FUCK YOU!"
DISGUST----------------"Fuck me!"
CONFUSION--------------"What the fuck...?"
DIFFICULTY-------------"I don't understand this fucking business."
DESPAIR----------------"Fucked again!"
PHILOSOPHY-------------"Who gives a fuck?"
INCOMPETENCE-----------"She fucked up everything."
DISPLEASURE------------"What the fuck is going on here?"
NUMEROLOGY-------------"Sixty-fuckin'-nine"
LOST-------------------"Where the fuck are we?"
DISBELIEF--------------"Unfuckingbelievable!"
RETALIATION------------"Up your fucking ass!!"
REBELLION--------------"Fuck it!"
SATISFACTION-----------"Fuck me again!" It can be used in an anatomical description--"She's a fucking
bitch." It can be used to tell time--"It's five fucking thirty." It can
be used in business--"How did I wind up with this fucking job?" It
can be maternal--as in "Motherfucker." It can be political--"Fuck
Tip O'Neil," And never forget General Custer's last words: "Where did all them
fucking Indians come from?" Also the famous last words of the
Mayor of Hiroshima: "What the fuck was that?" And last but not
least, the immortal words of the Captain of the Titanic, who said
"Where is all of this fucking water coming from?" Some more famous last words are:
Michelangelo: "You want me to paint what on the fucking ceiling"
Einstein: "Any fucker can understand that"
Heidi Fleuss: Fuck these celebrities!
Mayor Richard Daley: Fuck the heat - - Chicago IL
John Wayne: "Fuck death and the lung cancer he rode in on."
Bill Clinton: What the fuck's this inhaling thing?
Oliver North: You're all fucking liars!
Sean PennFuck: Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck etc.
Eddie Murphy: Fuck you, Fuck you, and Fuck you. Who's next?
Jack Nicholas: Fuck this for a lark, 1995 British Open The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses of the word!
How can anyone be offended when you say fuck? Use it daily in
your speech, it will add to your prestige. Today...say to
someone..."FUCK YOU!!" *Feel free to send this on to anyone
who deserves it...or would just plain fucking like it!! We are COOL,
We are the BEST,
Fuck the school
And fuck the rest !
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